An arrest was made today in the ongoing case of the mysterious moving shoes. Officials captured known suspect "Frankie" in possession of a shoe just this morning (See photo).
Frankie, who appeared contrite at the time, claimed later that he was set up, and that Debra placed the shoe in front of him and took the photo. Debra admitted to placing the shoe near Frankie only because she had forgotten to take a picture when she caught him in the act of playing with the shoe, and had put it away. She returned the shoe to take the photo. "Okay, it's a reinactment of the crime, but I WITNESSED the crime," Debra stated.
Frankie was convicted by the judge (also Debra) and was placed on unlimited probation with the admonishment, "No, no no, Frankie. Bad, bad. bad!"
Frankie expressed considerable remorse (with his eyes) and hung his tail in shame for a good ten seconds.
Shoe owner Debra says that she takes full responsibility for the crimes of her dog, Frankie. "Frankie is a good dog," Debra added, "It is up to me to provide him with appropriate toys so that he doesn't take matters into his own hands." Debra plans to go pick up some new toys for the dogs this weekend. Said Debra, in reflection, "I'm just glad it's over, and that no dogs, or shoes were harmed."
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